Chopped Asparagus Salad with Buttermilk Dressing

Chopped Asparagus Salad with Buttermilk Dressing

I’ve been sick for the last week and holy crap if it hasn’t been the most boring stretch of time in recent memory. The thing about being low-level sick is that you feel too awful to do anything, but not quite bad enough that you can ignore all those e-mails rolling into the inbox, shouty and attention-seeking like wheels on a fruit machine. Being self-employed is a wonderful thing in many ways, but one of the major downsides is that when you’re ill, there’s no-one else to take over. You have to carry on because you made your choices.

There’s also the isolation. If I didn’t go to the gym (yes I have been working out, thanks for asking), then some days I actually wouldn’t see another living soul apart from the cats, and although wonderful, they’re a bit light on chat.

As soon as I could move again even slightly (Lemsip Max Strength Cold and Flu Capsules are the freakin’ future), I was craving Many Green Things. I wasn’t even interested in carbs, which is unheard of since that time I got salmonella in Borneo and couldn’t eat anything without… actually never mind. I wanted vegetables, and I wanted them chopped so I  could just sit in bed and fork plant niblets into my mouth like an endless vitamin conveyor belt.

I added some cured pork too, which I had because… actually, this seems like a good time to tell you about the ‘snacky box’. So we have this plastic tub in our fridge which is always full of meat and cheese offcuts. They come from D’s wine bar, (I’m calling him ‘D’ now to avoid usage of unsatisfactory ‘significant other’ words) because there comes a time when the ends are too small to serve to customers.

Think Tomme de Savoie, ends of Iberico ham, mini lumps of lardo. You get the idea. I like to use these small quantities to pep up salads. Here I’ve used the end of some cured ham or other, diced and then fried until crisp – you could use any number of fatty cured meats really, or even diced English ham (but don’t fry it).

Apart from the salty meat addition, it’s all fresh ‘n green and in keeping with that I’ve done a light buttermilk dressing full of English garden herbs. I don’t have a garden, but if I did it would have a vast, tangled herb bed alongside rambling roses and beds of wildflowers with fuzzy stems and floppy, dusky-hued petals. I bought my herbs from Sainsbury’s and had to use my imagination.

Chopped Asparagus Salad with Buttermilk Dressing

200g English asparagus
130g cured pork (I used an unidentified sausage from the snacky box), finely diced
100g peas (frozen)

For the dressing:

200m buttermilk
100ml olive oil
2 tablespoons white wine vinegar
1 tablespoon each parsley, mint, tarragon, chives

Barely cook the asparagus for a couple of minutes in boiling water, then drain. Run under cold water. Cook the peas by adding them to the asparagus water, letting it come to the boil, then draining and running under cold water.

Cook the diced sausage in a frying pan until the fat has come out and it’s crisp. Drain on kitchen paper.

Vigorously whisk the buttermilk, olive oil vinegar and a pinch of salt in a bowl or shake in a jam jar. Stir in the herbs and check for seasoning.

Mix everything together and serve. You won’t use all of the dressing (or you might, I dunno, it’s your life).

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    Reply Eliza Bennet May 20, 2016 at 10:49 am

    Nice recipe and at the time of asparagus (if one is tired of grilling them) thank you and I hope you are feeling better.

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      Reply Helen Graves May 20, 2016 at 1:31 pm

      Thanks Eliza! I am feeling much better. Must be the asparagus.

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    Reply Kathryn May 21, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Hi Helen – where do you buy your buttermilk in the Nunhead/Peckham area? Morrisons have it but that place can be a bit of a nightmare to shop in so if you have any other sources I would love to hear about them!

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      Reply Helen Graves May 22, 2016 at 6:33 pm

      Hi Kathryn, that Morrison’s is depressing, I agree! The supermarket is still the best place though I’m afraid. Actually, do you use Farmdrop? It’s a really great delivery service for meat, fish, veg etc. and I’m pretty sure they’d do buttermilk (although obviously you’d need to do a larger order rather than *just* buttermilk).

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    Reply Paper Packaging June 13, 2016 at 8:06 am

    Hi Helen Graves, My name is Aulia, I dropping by to your website while searching about vegetary menu combination. And guest what, I just try to remake this menu in my home, it taste delicious. Of course I removing the pork, thank you for sharing this menu. I just bookmarking to see another great menu. sincerely,

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