Jerk Cook Out 2009

August 15, 2009


Jerk Chicken

The annual jerk cook-out in the gardens of The Horniman Museum is one of my favourite food events. I live close enough to walk there but not so close as to be affected by the hugely increased volume of traffic, which I’ve heard is a bit of a nightmare. It probably wouldn’t make any difference to me to be honest, I live on a major junction – I’d feel nervous without the sounds of sirens, beeping horns, road rage and screeching tyres 24/7. Anyway, my point is that this year it was BUSY. The weather was glorious and approximately 10,000 people turned out to laze on the grass and eat, drink and be merry.

As you approach the museum gardens, the wafts of jerk smoke start to reach your nostrils and it’s basically a race from then on in. I literally couldn’t get in there fast enough. The best Caribbean restaurants in London are invited and a panel of judges decide who makes the best jerk, rice and peas and dumpling. Once inside, we were a bit unnerved at the size of the first queue we came across at the famous Cummin Up and so decided to start with one of the smaller stalls, Ramones.

The plan was to try three different places so we started with one portion of jerk pork, rice and peas, salad and a dumpling (£6 I think). The sauce on the meat was quite oily, although not unpleasantly so and the lady serving us spooned extra over the rice and peas without me having to ask. The meat itself was tender and the fat, oh the fat! Crispy in places but melty in others, the best of both pig fat worlds. I’ve been trying to create a jerk recipe I’m happy with for a long time now and so I made careful notes about the spicing; the ground cloves were fairly pronounced and there was a strong smack of black pepper.

As we contemplated where to go next I noticed that one stall in particular, Tasty Jerk, had the most ridiculously long queue snaking right across the park. They were also packin’ an impressive row of barrel BBQ’s. We feared it might take ages to get served and were just turning away when I spotted them – jerk crab claws. We joined the queue.

And then we waited…and waited…and waited and after an hour considered giving up but decided it would be silly to queue for so long without some sort of reward at the end of it. With hindsight, that was a poor decision. We stood in the blazing sun, on a backwards slope, battling wasps and hangovers and moaners for nearly TWO HOURS and I am not exaggerating. What was most disturbing though, was that towards the front of the queue, the whole thing got a bit desperate. There was pushing, shoving and arguments about who was in front of who two hours ago. “Where have you come from?” one man accused. “Nigeria” the other replied.

As we got within spitting distance of the stall, the reasons for the outrageous waiting time became clear – the staff had absolutely no idea what they were doing. Many were just standing around doing nothing. That’s pretty insulting when you’ve been waiting for two hours. By the time we got to the front they had run out of pretty much everything. “All that’s left is pork and lamb.” No crab claws?! We took a plate of pork and some corn.

The spicing was definitely better than Ramones, with a heat that wasn’t just spicy but had fruity scotch bonnet flavour too and a subtle build. The meat however was dry as a bone. They managed to win it for the second year running and I can imagine the spicing would be amazing on the freshest, juiciest pieces likely served to the judges. By contrast, our experience had left a bad taste before we even got our food.

I regret the decision to queue at Tasty Jerk because the event itself is amazing. I’ll be back next year and for as long as it keeps running. There was a real carnival atmosphere inside and next year I’m rounding up a bunch of mates so we can all pile down with a blanket and plenty of cold beers. I definitely picked up some good spicing tips too and I’m so excited about the new recipe I already have a batch of ribs marinating ready for a mates’ birthday BBQ tonight. Watch this space.

You can see all my photos of the day here.

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    Reply boo August 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    It’s a shame about the queues and lack of organization, good thing for the event though that they attracted so many people this year. I heard nothing about the cook out until the day and already had plans so couldn’t make it. Next year hopefully, the cold beers and rug sound like a wise move. Good luck with the jerk ribs!

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    Reply Lizzie August 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    I am gutted I didn’t go, but hey – you can’t convince a veggie (my mate) that there will be jerk vegetables…

    It’s a shame that there was that lelvel of disorganisation. Plan for next year – get there early, shovel as much jerk down my face as I can and then sit back and watch with some cold ones.

    I wonder if my neighbourhood caff, Smokey Jerky were there?

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    Reply Helen August 15, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Boo – It was a shame but next year I will plan my attack with stealthy precision.
    Lizzie – I don’t think they were there. I did have a look after you mentioned them.

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    Reply Bellini Valli August 15, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Hopefilly they will get it together for next year Helen. Food events are the best though!!

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    Reply Jenn AKA The Leftover Queen August 15, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    That sounds like my kind of event! I just love Jerk!

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    Reply Niamh August 15, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Shame about the queues but it still sounds fab! Looking forward to hearing more about the ribs.

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    Reply Christie @ Fig & Cherry August 16, 2009 at 11:23 am

    I was reading your post and wishing so much for a happy ending! Perhaps a shot of a big juicy crab claw being stuffed into your pie-hole. But alas. Great event though! 🙂

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    Reply Oysterculture August 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    What an incredible sounding event, just park me under one of those trees with a plate and I’d be good.

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    Reply Cynthia August 16, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Ah…. beautiful jerk!

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    Reply Gourmet Chick August 16, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Sounds like a great day – Notting Hill carnival is often good for jerk chicken as well

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    Reply An American in London August 17, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Two hours. Wow, I’d be pissed. Sounds like a great idea destroyed by poor execution. Thanks for putting the cook out on my radar, though. I’d never heard of it before.

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    Reply The Graphic Foodie August 17, 2009 at 11:20 am

    That’s a really sad story… I was hoping your 2 hours was going to reward you handsomely. Can’t wait to hear your final recipe though.

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    Reply Kang August 17, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    so much smoke, looks like a lot of fun to me, all the jerk looks so tasty.

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    Reply Kerri August 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    I’ve not heard of this before but I like the sound of it! Apart from the disorganistion, what a pity 🙁

    Looking forward to hearing about your exploits in jerk seasoning.

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    Reply ginandcrumpets August 19, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Argh, how did I not know about this? Jerk is one of the reasons for existence – I’ll must go next year. Love the Horniman and all its works.

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    Reply r August 23, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Two factors for increased visitors: weather (of course) and advertising (colourful radio)

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    Reply Coffee & Vanilla August 25, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    I wish I knew about this event before… my husband would be soo happy to be there! 🙂

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    Reply Husband Jim April 8, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Is the Jerk Cook Out happening this year?

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    Reply Helen April 8, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Hi Jim – I’ve heard a sad rumour that it may have just got too big for the site and therefore might not be happening. I will try and find out!

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    Reply Joe May 24, 2010 at 12:55 pm


    Came across this site on my search for Jerk! I believe the event has transferred to Brockwell Park (too big for the Horniman) and will be held on August 15th 1100 – 1800. It’s called Jerk Cookout and Cultural Foods. I hope this doesn’t mean it will be thrown in with a mix of other foods and cultures as is often the case with Carribean cultural events (p.s I work at Lambeth so I see this happen too often).

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    Reply Catherine July 8, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    Thank you for this post I was at last years cookout and had a great time apart from the queues. Gold Coast the Ghanaain restaurant were even there. I had planned to go again this year because its just a short bus ride away. Brockwell Park does not appeal as a mum with three young kids & no car I like to stay local sigh.

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    Reply jackie miller August 9, 2010 at 10:38 pm


    I would like to go on the waiting list as a stall holder for the festival, who do I apply to?

    Jackie Miller

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    Reply balloonzone August 10, 2010 at 7:14 am

    I would like to know how to go about trading at the show. Selling balloons.

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